No matter what I say or do, I'll always love you.

moonsmoker:

Almost too accurate

moonsmoker:

Almost too accurate

(Source: little-blackbook, via winnie-th3-pooh)

period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.

period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?

period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.

period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.

period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.

period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?

period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.

period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.

period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.

period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?

period: Yell at a puppy.

period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

welcome-to-summ3r:

“I’m on the ocean trying to say words all of my sense was spent on nothing”

welcome-to-summ3r:

“I’m on the ocean trying to say words all of my sense was spent on nothing”

(Source: if-im-louder-would-u-see-me, via k33p-your-eyes-open)